*Sigh*

So yea
I didn't get a chance to post ANY-thing over the past weeks like I said I wanted to...
Was either to drunk to coordinate finger movements to type not only words but construct sensible setences on this computer
Or
Was either to f'ing tired...i sometimes get soo caught up with everything else..i have no time to myself where i can just relax and release..
but today i guess i'll write a few blogs..to hold me over for a couple more days..

Ladies Learn

So today is the official start day for March Madness...This is actually not a bad thing, see around this time most guys are glued to the t.v. with a beer n they hand. March Madness to them is Victoria Secrects fashion show to us (ONLY ONCE A YEAR)..So u can see the importance of the occasion... So instead of NAGGING n getting in ur feelings because ol' boy isn't paying u attention JOIN HIM. Im not actually sayin that u have to be right beside him watching. Watch it on ur own tv, so atleast when you 2 talk u will have something in common that you both like. How about you 2 make a bet out of it..u choose a team that u want to win and whoever looses (i dunno) be creative...Morethan likely ur gonna go for the opposite team (were so difficult) but w/ your lady friends bet against them (ur gonna choose ur man team) cuz deep down u want his team to win (jus cuz its his team) lol...Have fun with it...what's not to enjoy?!?! Ur watching men workout (oh how sexy)+ Ur man is happy (if they win) even if they don't U WON THE BET!!! It's a win-win situation. U GOTTA LUV IT

25 Random Things about MWAH

1. My mom conceived me at 12yrs old (what’a icebreaker) 2. I hate when a person touches me when they're laughing 3. My daughter is my inspiration for all things (good or bad) 4. I only eat the brown M&M's 5. Im very chill 6. I can paint with the best of’em 7. Being financially stable is my goal 8. I vowed to never put a tv in my bedroom 9. I put raisinets in my popcorn 10. I can quote almost every Kanye line 11. Believe it or not I can ball (tomboy in heels) 12. Im a grandma’s girl to the fullest 13. It takes a lot for me to be into a guy & when I’m n IM N 14. I would love to meet Kobe Bryant 15. If I tell u 2 b safe. It’s cuz I care about chu 16. I think all dudes are quite the same, so it ain’t the pencil it’s how u write ur name 17. My last name is Honesty (that’s like a real word) 18. I hear that i have commitment issues (I totally disagree) 19. Grown men with a lollipop in their mouth is ridiculous to me 20. Skinny jeans on dudes turn me off COMPLETELY 21. I lounge around in a big Tshirt 22. Im famous for telling a guy “I didn’t hear it ring” 23. Im very secretive when it comes to who im dating 24. It irks me when people remember my face from way back & act like they know me 25. My heart can’t possibly break it was never whole to start with ( super dramatic)

Don't Be B...B u

Im at work right and while taking one of my many breaks to the restroom mirror, I hear 2 females running they mouth about SOMETHING... I wasn't paying too much attention to the words until I heard.."B8tch she bet not make my SASHA FIERCE come out". It's so many things wrong with this picture.

*For 1..how u goin take someone else's alter ego.
*2. "MY" Sasha Fierce- as if u convinced urself that u created it.
*3 Last but not least..Look good if u goin use the word FIERCE (back to story)

When I turned around n saw who was talkin I said ugh "I wouldn't bag that" lls *serious face though*.She didn't even have a butt so that made it even worse. Ladies please factor in that Sasha Fierce isn't a fashion or something u can imitate. It's not the new "It" thing. Some think kirking off n being way 2 sassy is being Sasha Fierce NO ASS it's being a OBNOXIOUS B*TCH.I understand that Beyonce is a Diva..but she's a diva because she's herself.. So word to the wise BE THE FUCK U...

Jus 2 Cute!!!

Im noticing that so many guys are "gamers". This entire video game era is taking over households. So looking at this video MEN..would u like to come home n see ur girl in something sexy, with a controller in her hand playing Halo or Guitar Hero? Or would you tell her to put it down before she f8cks up something...N let me remind u she's extra serious about the game. This is her sh*t...

Well it's a known fact that most women IF NOT all goosip. Im pretty sure that everybody has moments or what not but this whole MALE GOSSIP is down right disgusting. One of the main reasons guys seemed so chill to be with is cuz they don't run they mouth. Not anymore though!! they are turning out to be striaght SKIRTS. I try my best to stay away from gossip. If i REALLY wanted to know (WHICH I DOUBT I WOULD) i'd jus go to the person. In the past couple of days, a few fags who i shall keep nameless have been mentioning my name when its not needed. *Check this out though* It's cuz of my MYSPACE n FACEBOOK page. Guess they seen the same dude on my friends list 1 or 2 many times. LLS.. ... FELLAS i cant stress how unattractive gossip is coming from your mouth.It gets u nowhere in my book.Don't tell me what another fuck face said cuz it jus makes u look like a true GUMP. Lets speak on T.O. getting traded or celeb girls youd like to smash or how u wip 7 n 1/2 out of 6... summthin. k?

JUS ME

She`s a black nail polish,betsey johnson charm bracelet wearing, C cup pusha,snickers eating, orgasm lipgloss tastin , big purses,long hair stuntin,deer park water drinkin, always texting, n Taylor’s mom ...hellz bellz type of chick ;)

N THAT's WHAT I LIVE 4......DIg M3 ?!?!